crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

(via shybairnsget-nowt)

dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

(via encourage)

asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

(via sorry)

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

(via asian)

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

(via crystallized-teardrops)

fuckyeahemilythorne:

why couldn’t I have been born a rich kid in Beverly Hills

(via richkidsofbeverlyhillss)

godmuva:

Why people ask me shit like “how was work?” or “how is school?” like work is work, school is school, I would rather be on a yacht right now while gettin some dick but here I am

(via humorking)

cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs, via no-b-ody)

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

(via threemints)

demonhunting:

is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people

(via wavesoftheworld)

Anonymous: post nudes

depends who you are