hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

(Source: blxckfawn, via ruinedchildhood)

dutchster:

guys i got this new dildo but i’m not sure how it works?

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madeupmonkeyshit:

When your friends tryna go out
madeupmonkeyshit:

Ebola got me like

collagens:

when the teacher you hate makes a joke

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overfused:

people from school finding your blog 

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tattoooedhearts:

before listening to beyoncé

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after listening to beyoncé

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peregrin-fool-of-a-took:

Well looks I’ve found what John Green uses to write metaphors with.